Minister of hair styles- Paul pogba,

Minister of goal savers-David de gea,

Minister of transport- Marcus rashford,

Minister of defence-Marcos rojo,

Minister of intelligence-Daley blind,

Minister of security-Eric baily,

Minister of finance-Jesse lingaard,

Minister of foreign affairs -Henrikh mikitaryn,

Minister of education -Zlatan ibrahimovic,

Minister of peace -Micheal carrick,

Minister of sci & tech – antony martial,

Minister of central intelligence -Juan mata,

Dpt minister of security -Antonio Valencia,

Minister of war vetz -Phil Jones,Wayne Rooney,Ashley young,

Minister of energy -Ander Herrera,

Minister of agric & forestry -Marouane fellaini,

Head of state his specialness Jose mourinho